klartie:

tahnosmainbitch:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

normally pillows get laid between the guys to prevent cuddles or one guy sleeps above the covers while the other one sleeps below

if not those, one will  sleep on the ground or in a sleeping bag or a blow up mattress if available

incredible 

(via model-citizen-and-thespian)

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via grilleddickcheese)

missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

(via bacon-of-the-lord)

xxcreatureofthekaneanitesxx:

SHARKNADO 2 MAKES ME SO HAPPY
LOOKIT HOW FKIN STUPID THIS LOOKS
LOOK AT HOW SERIOUSLY THAT LADY TAKES HER JOB
BLESS

xxcreatureofthekaneanitesxx:

SHARKNADO 2 MAKES ME SO HAPPY

LOOKIT HOW FKIN STUPID THIS LOOKS

LOOK AT HOW SERIOUSLY THAT LADY TAKES HER JOB

BLESS

(via model-citizen-and-thespian)

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

pinkuso:

cathedralofbones:



sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me



omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”

pinkuso:

cathedralofbones:

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”

(Source: drunkchan, via the-beauty-of-media)

captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

image

(via ugly)

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

(via queerestqueen)